Price: $12.85 (1L)
Date drunk: April 9th, 2008
I look at this every single time I'm at the store, because although you can't tell from this photo, the carton is all holographic and shimmery. I also happen to really enjoy purple and green as a combo. Dear Wine Marketing Dudes: you win.
Down to business:
First sip: Ding ding! YES! I wanted to like this so bad, and I do. It's smooth and delicious. It's even way too warm because I'm impatient, and it still gives me virtually no pause . This doesn't taste like a chardonnay. I don't even know what it does taste like. Magic juice, I guess.
More sips: I'm in wine-love. Let's go out somewhere fun, Ciao, and get to know each other a little better. Maybe we'll go hang out on the rocks by the waterfront and talk about how you're a beautiful pale yellow, and that you look really great tonight in those sparkly clothes, and we'll probably work so well together--even though you smell kind of weird. It's okay, that kind of thing doesn't matter to dudes like us. Afterward we can go stumble around downtown, and sit on a roof and yell at cars, because we're better than cars, man.
I gotta go.
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