Bandit - Pinot Grigio

Origin: California
Date drunk: January 23rd, 2009

d.: It smells like meat.
g.: It smells like HAM.
d.: I expected little ham chunks to drop out and float like ice cubes. This wine is not kosher.
g.: The colour is really pretty. And it comes in a carton. AND it's a LITRE. 13%.

After a few sips:

d.: Compared to how it smells, it tastes like a million bucks. I don't know what a million bucks tastes like--probably dirty.
g.: It doesn't taste like ham.
d.: Don't breathe in through your nose while drinking this wine.

I guess this wine is actually kosher*. It just smells sacrilegious.

* PLEASE DON'T TAKE OUR WORD ON THIS. WE CANNOT AFFORD TO BE SUED.