Price: $13.45
Vintage: 2008
Date drunk: July 27th, 2009
g.: *LONG DRAWN OUT SOUND OF DISGUST*
d.: Well, it's a Chardonnay.
g.: Do I even LIKE Chardonnay? I was pretty convinced that I did, but looking back, my reaction to them is usually horror. I think I had heartburn four seconds after that first sip. It's so YELLOW. Like dehydrated pee.
d.: It smells like cheap gross chocolates. Like Halloween ones you find at Zellers in March. There might be some element of mallow in there too.
g.: My favourites: expired chocolate marshmallow candies from Zellers. Or Lawtons in Sherwood. The best part is when they get marked down to 5 cents because nobody fucking likes that shit. EXCEPT FOR ME. MALLOW GHOSTS 4EVER.
d.: *horrified sounds* Chocolate robed mallow is an insult to chocolate everywhere.
g.: You're just saying that because they let me get under their robes.
d.: I'm crushed.
g.: I'm full of mallow treats.
d.: I wish I had a robe of chocolate.
g.: We are not going there.
d.: This wine tastes like DUSTY AIR*
g.: It tastes like a puddle that some small animal peed in.
d.: It's not undrinkable, it's just not good.
g.: And that's really the whole point of this blog. Would I buy this again? NO. Can I drink it? Sort of. Verdict: Don't buy this, but drink it if it's free. SURE, WHY NOT.
*This was intended to turn the conversation back to wine, but there's a nugget of truth in that statement.
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